Have you seen Dead Poets Society with Robin Williams? Of course you haven’t, we’re Gen Y, we don’t watch inspirational feel good films from the 80s. Anyway, now you don’t need to, because our own “Captain, my Captain” is telling us to seize the day in his own simple, wise words. Creative Directors are busy people. So if they give you the benefit of their time, please use it wisely. When they tell you they like your book and that you should stay in touch, do exactly that. Because ... Read More! »

Writing these intros can be such a bitch. Trying to think of something witty and original is super ghey, plus you get that added extra of thinking no one will laugh at your jokes. So seeing as we're awesome journalists now, we decided to consult the almanac of Awesome Journalism 2009: Wikipediac. "William James (Wil) Anderson (born 31 January, 1974) is an Australian comedian, performing stand-up, as well as on television and radio." That pretty much sums it up. Funny dude, funny name, ... Read More! »

Hey you! Staring into that computer screen won't do you any good! Get out there! Do some shit! Use exclamation points in your everyday life! It works for us! As always though, we know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Stop using exclamation points!" And, "Yes, I do need to get out there, but where do I start?" Well, we're glad you asked, unsure non-exclamation user. Why are we glad? Because Stan's got a free tip for you and it comes cheap. Very cheap... Last week I came across an ... Read More! »

We're getting to be good at these things we like to call Junior Events. So what better than to go back to our roots and have the infamous first Junior interviewee Tim Kentley from XYZ Studios throw us a few pieces of advice, while we threw him a few G&Ts. A few too many perhaps since it ended with him telling us that Mick Jagger was his biggest fan. Whoops. ... Read More! »

If you're like us your parents don't care what you do as long as you get a job that pays well. It's a common problem. You get all insecure about your career and end up taking any old job because you're scared you won't be able to support yourself and save for a house in the suburbs. What you gotta know is that those Baby Boomer oldies don't understand you. We do. We are your real parents - Listen to us... Actually, don't listen to us, we're just a couple of dudes pretending we know ... Read More! »

Yesterday we posted Part One of our drinking escapades with Glendyn. If you haven't read it yet, do so here. Umm, so, yeah... You wanna know something funny? You do? Cool. Cause we've already written an intro to the first part and now we've said all we can say. We sat down with Glendyn for two hours, gathered one hour and forty five minutes worth of audio, and had it transcribed into a 10,000 word interview nightmare! How do you edit something like that? Crazy, huh? One day we'll show you all ... Read More! »