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    The Monday Morning WHIP // 34

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    If you’re like us your parents don’t care what you do as long as you get a job that pays well. It’s a common problem. You get all insecure about your career and end up taking any old job because you’re scared you won’t be able to support yourself and save for a house in the suburbs. What you gotta know is that those Baby Boomer oldies don’t understand you. We do. We are your real parents – Listen to us… Actually, don’t listen to us, we’re just a couple of dudes pretending we know everything. Listen to Stan (http://branddna NULL.blogspot NULL.com/), he’s older and wiser and better than your parents.

    Getting a job as a creative isn’t easy. I’ve ranted about that here on Junior since day one.
    So when you get offered a job, you need to think long and hard before you take it.
    Why?
    Because more often than not your first job will be a bit shit. This is not because you are not talented, far from it. It is because you are a junior.
    You will be paid a lot less than you might think you are worth. This is not because agencies are mean. It is because you are a junior.
    Your first job is not the end of your job search. It is the beginning of your career. Treat it like a job and you will very likely not have a career.
    Treat it like the first stage of your career and chances are you’ll have one. And as for the money, it will come. Eventually.

    ADVERTISING, WHIP | Also tagged JOB, MONEY, PARENTS

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    Portfolio Night 7 Melbourne

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    Hey guess what? We’ve teamed up with our friends Badjar Ogilvy (http://www NULL.badjarogilvy NULL.com NULL.au/) and ihaveanidea.org (http://ihaveanidea NULL.org) to present Portfolio Night 7 Melbourne (http://portfolionight NULL.com/7/archives/1901) this THURSDAY JUNE 11.

    For those of you who are out of the loop, basically it’s a chance for anyone with an advertising folio to come along, meet with a bunch of Melbourne’s best Creative Directors, get some feedback, ‘network’, drink beer and meet nice people. It’s NOT scary at all. It’s actually really fun and could land you a job. And even if you’ve already got one, you’re still welcome.

    Yes, we hear what you’re saying, and we think your excuses are shit. You have no reason not to come. Swallow your pride and buy a ticket! (http://www NULL.eventbrite NULL.com/event/350666854) Sheesh!

    We’re also giving away free tickets to the first 20 kids who email us (wtf@lifeatthebottom.com) stating your full name with the following subject heading:

    “I’m too poor to afford $10 ’cause I spent all my centrelink money on baked beans!”

    ADVERTISING | Also tagged ADVERTISING, FOLIO
              
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